>gf cooked me this Is she trying to poison me?

>>17317783
>white people food

>>17317798
Eh?

>>17317798
You could even tell she didn't season that chicken

Maybe she is giving you a hint you need to lose a few pounds.
>she is an awful cook
>dump her

What does she usually cook?

>>17317822
The whole plate probably tastes of sadness

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>>17317783
That is a suspiciously large amount of broccoli...

>tomatoes good for boys
>broccoli good for girls
>good for GIRLS
>GIRLS

OP YOUR GF IS TRYING TO GET PREGGERS WITH A GIRL

Time to stock up and ketchup

looks fucking delicious t b h

Rice sucks.

It's the only thing wrong with that meal.

>>17317783
vegan/10

Run

>>17317783
Looks healthy as fuck. Veggies, grilled chicken. A bowl of awesomeness.

Wtf are you complaining about? You want your sloppy joes you Amerifat?

>>17318052
Some people like their food to have some flavour

>>17318054
Do you know what salt and pepper is?
Never mind, just pour a gallon of barbecue sauce or ketchup and call it a meal?

Do you even know how to cook anything without gallons or pounds of fat and sugars?

>>17318063
>salt and pepper
>flavour

>doesn't know what herbs and spices are

>doesn't know how to cook and gets mad for other people preferring more than microwave food

>>17318063
>What is garlic
>What is onion
>What is herbs
Plus, show where the fucking pepper is.

>>17317783
Be happy you have a gf that cooks for you. I have to cook all my own meals.

Also buy that bitch a set of spices.

In the mean time, hit that shit with some sriracha or hot sauce

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>>17318052
kek americans are fat. how's muhammad treating your wife tonight?

>>17318054
When you stop slathering your food in salt and grease, your body adjusts. You can taste more than you normally would, and going back to eating oily, salty things is difficult because it tastes like heavy over-seasoned shit.

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>>17318063
Superior American cook here. Sauces are for plebs by the way. Any good meat only needs salt and pepper.

>>17317783
She can come over here and try to poison me. That looks yummy.

>>17318089
I'm sorry you have the tastebuds of a child

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>>17318095
Except for this when you're making beef jerky. Then you want to get some onion powder, garlic powder, brown sugar, soy sauce, maggi liquid seasoning, liquid smoke, fresh ground black pepper, sea salt, cayenne pepper. I feel like I'm missing something but I'm too lazy to get my recipe book.

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>>17318102
Sorry to say yours are destroyed with all that artificial flavoring and colourings topped with high fructose corn syrup. Enjoy your diabetes and heart disease, you fat fuck.

>>17317783
Looks great imo, is that salmon or chicken though?

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>>17318110

>>17318102
In what way? I enjoy complex flavors, but a lot of people really over do it on sauces and seasonings, completely drowning out the taste of whatever meat/vegetable you're having. Since I started eating healthier, I can taste more of my food, making it a more enjoyable experience.

>>17318110
Goodness, you ARE tetchy

>>17318117
Dang it anon, you're making me hungry again. I may have to hunt for street tacos tomorrow.

>>17318111
Chicken.

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>>17317783
The only problem I can see is that it just looks like a mess of food on a plate.

>>17317925
Usually I cook for myself, and she for herself, because we don't live together yet. I think she normally cooks this sort of thing though, she was really efficient about it tonight.

>>17317783
I sense that nothing on the plate is seasoned. I feel like once you took a bite, the broccoli and peas were already cold, flavorless, depressing.

The chicken and the rice looks dry from here. No sauce for relief. I can imagine swallowing and feeling every grain of rice drag down your throat.