How do I transition from being a nonfunctioning alcoholic to a master of kung fu?
>>17308244
Love Lain.
>>17308266
Let me love you. I'm not weird.
>>17308244
Go from dojo to dojo and say that.Until one master will teach you discipline.
>>17308527
I'm gril I'll get kicked in the face until I have no face. I want a chance at being human. No mulan crap.
>>17308244
You should study Zui quan the drunken style.
>>17308540
I think you're drunk
>>17308244
Baby steps. Start by drinking while watching Kung Fu the original TV series, not the crap remake.
Carradine was an unrepentant drunk. Try to connect with him spirit.
>>17308590
And hang yourself as you climax.
>>17308244
There's actually a drunken style of kung fu so you're already half way there. Just focus on cleaning up the rest of your act there, OP