Hello /adv/ I'm in a bit of a sea cucumber. There's this girl I've had a crush on for a while now. She is very effeminate and looks as if she could give birth to thousands of kids! Recently, our relationship has been shaken by some musclehead jerk named Chad Thunderconch. He's the reef stud and all the girls say they can barely handle his girthy verge. My princess is falling for this scumbag!
Now, here's my question adv. What should I do? Should I fight him? He's much bigger than me... though, if I win I can impregnate him and make him my bitch. I can also find a new girl to crush on...?
Pic related it's Chad Thunderconch
>>17303875
2/10 trying too hard
>>17303875
Was this supposed to be funny?
>>17304196
*I think maybe falsely
>>17303875
> best parody of /adv/ yet
If u win you can impregnate him...