>be me
>be 100% heterosexual male
>inb4 nope your a faggot.mp3
>show me a nice pic of tits that cut off the rest of the womans body
>nice.jpg
show me a pic of a nice ass that crops out the rest of the body
>mmmmmh yeah.jpg
>show me a gif of a zesty girl twerking
>i'm diamonds.png
>show me a pic of a vagina, any kind, with the rest of the body croped out
>mmmmmh no.png
show me a pic of a naked woman with her legs spread eagle pointing her vagina right at me
>i'm not diamonds.nope
is this normal? i have no problem sticking my wiener in them but i don't like looking at them for to long tbqh. I have heard of woman thinking that dicks look weird but what about a man genuinely think vaginas are weird? (I can completely relate to the term ''bumping uglies'')
>>17283346
You honestly think the general women population likes looking at penises? They're tools of the trade. It's the male body, especially a good looking one, that people like to look at.
>>17283346
Same. Vaginas really don't do anything to me. I enjoy a nice ass, or a nice pink asshole or a nice pair of tits a lot better. Ask me to fap to a pic of a vagina and I'd probably have a hard time staying hard.
>>17283346
nope your a faggot.mp3
Vaginas are weird. They're constantly concealed so you can't get familiar with them, you can't analyze them compared to others unless you're a pornography fiend, and add onto that the unpleasant sounds, smells, and fluids involved. Vaginas aren't just weird, they're disgusting.
And that's why traps are a thing.
>>17283346
it's normal stop sperging out
Are you a virgin?
Vaginias aren't supposed to look good, they're supposed to feel good, and they do feel really really good. I can't get off to just a picture of a girls cunt, but I can eat one out, and ram it home.
>>17283360
>vaginas are weird
>so instead I'll fuck a boy with a dick
2016 logic at its finest.
>>17283353
yeah but i have always had the idea that a woman would express how they were impressed if you had a large enough cock (or mabye i have watch to much porn?)
>>17283353
same for me
>>17283357
fuck off
>>17283360
are you into traps?
>>17283364
i didn't know thatt tho
>>17283373
>know exactly how it works
>know exactly what makes it feel good
>clear signs when aroused
>clear indication of orgasm; perfect masturbation material
>doesn't bleed monthly
>doesn't make noises like fisting a jar of mayonnaise
The choice is obvious, anon. Have you seen some of these succubuses (male) lately?
>>17283386
>knows exactly how it works
>because she is a he
>clear signs when she is aroused
>because she is a he
>perfect masturbation material
>if you like dudes
>doesn't bleed monthly
>because she is a he
>doesn't make noses
>because your having sex with his butt
you like boys who look like girls
>>17283400
Wrong. I like futanari. If you had any taste you would too.
>>17283417
you got it bad son.
>>17283346
Sometimes I feel like that and other times I want to bury myself in my girlfriend's thighs and have my tongue and mouth go all over.
To each their own.
>>17283346
You've never seen good pussy then, lad.
>>17283400
>HAH! GAY
At least don't deny it.