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Sorry this isn't a very deep or metaphysical issue I have, but I need some advice about something a little more commonplace.
Like an autist, I tried jacking off with shampoo in the morning and now I have a burning urethra when I piss. It feels like a needle in my dick, I simply can't use the bathroom and I have to pee really badly.
What should I do?
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Wait it out
Pussy
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>>17275272
You must be 18 to post here.
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>>17275278
FUCK
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>>17275272
Like the first anon said, wait it out.
Next time rinse thoroughly and don't jack off too vigorously with substances that aren't meant for internal usage.
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>>17275285
Very funny.
I haven't done something this retarded since I was in high school, so I can see what you're getting at.
I just couldn't remember what I did to ease the pain back then.
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>>17275290
Well don't put anything else in there!
It's supposed to be exit only ;)
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>>17275272
Don't use shampoo. Try to piss, but not much you can do
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Rise it as best as you can with water, and then urinate anyways. You want to clean the urethra out. It hurts but it'll heal.
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>>17275546
Yeah, I was forced to do this a few minutes ago since I had to shit really badly and it's impossible for me to take a dump without peeing.
I fucking chomped down on my arm and bit as hard as I could to fight the pain. It wasn't as bad as trying to pee this morning but it still hurt.
I think it's mostly better now. Thanks bros
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And that's why you always use conditioner to beat off in the shower, kids.
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>>17275272
You're probably dehydrated. You should be able to piss out any soap that gets in there in a few minutes.
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Drink some cranberry juice
That shit cleans your urinary system like nothing else
And you need to piss anyway
Never do dumbass shit like this anymore OP
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>>17275566
Or you could grow up and fap like a real human bean.
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