My girlfriend wants me to tell her a Secret

>>17271027
You stole like 5 bucks from work or some petty crime

Tell her something disturbing you've jerked off to

>>17271041
Don't do that

I diddddd, to which she said "I need high level stuff maynn"

I mean I told her about my petty crimes

>>17271048
Then say you've been a goodie two shoes for most of your life and there is nothing to hide

>>17271048
that's enough. This is a trap OP. She wants to know because she has a huge secret and looking for equivalency and whatever you tell her she will judge you. She is trying to tear you down.

>>17271071
This, it's so fucking obvious OP.

You better tell her about that time you reverse-gangbanged 20 girls if you don't want to be cucked.

>>17271071
It's either this or she's doing what girls and girl friends do: they gossip and share secrets. My first thought is she's trying to become closer with opie on some level, in a way she knows how

I wish it was the prior, but Ive known her my whole life, and its not that.
She just wants to be closer, I know that for sure. Though I wish I could tell her about the time I reverse gangbanged 20 girls

>>17271095
Tell her you have a shrine of Cthulhu in your closet

>>17271095
Can you two laugh about how you're such a good person together? Then offer to go out and do bad stuff together? So you can MAKE secrets to tell her

dude, THANK YOU!

she'd still want something though :d