is it normal not to masturbate?

>>17269207
Nothing going find some pussy or butthole to stick your dick in. If not there is always pocket pussy.

you been watching too much porn my guy. or maybe you're rubbing your nips or something. or maybe your dick is actually made of rubber because it got cut off on accident when you were born? Don't know man.

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>>17269207
I'm 27 and I've never masturbated or had sex.

I almost never watch porn either.


Welcome to the path of the wizard.

Benefits include not getting your judgement swayed by the opposite sex.

So glad I'm not circumsized.

>>17269411
OP here. Uncut too.

>>17269402
Nah. I'm socially awkward but like girls.

>>17269425
Better hit it now or you'll start to passively not care about them.

Go to /vg/, go to the grand strategy General thread and ask them how to waggle your Willy

Why do you watch porn if you don't touch your dick?

>>17269411
>>17269421

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>>17269476

He watches it for the plot.

>>17269207
>is it normal not to masturbate?
How can you not enjoy jerking yourself in the shower that shits sensual!?

>>17269207
No idea. Do you fuck humans?
If not, a trip to the doctor might be worthwhile (and I don't say this lightly)

>>17269484
Oh, ok, makes sense

>>17269476
>>17269484
It turns me on and excites me. I come without touching my dick.

>>17269598
>i come without touching my dick?
How long does it take?
I tried but i didn't have much patiente.

>>17269620
Depends how good the porn is man. I don't keep a timer by me.

>>17269624
>porn
>good
Now i know i don't have to try again.

>>17269644
try what again?

>>17269651
Touchless masturbation.
I don't like porn, so it'll never arouse me enough.

>>17269676
How else you'd expect to do it mate? Anal?

>>17269686
I don't, bro.
That's why you or the other guy made the thread; because it's rare.

what's this? hands free fapping?