En 3 años seré un chicharrón adv

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>Be me, 18 yo mexican living in Sonora.
>Be in school, listening to a speech about STDs.
>The expositors ”Están sudando como cochis”.
>Not paying much attention since it's all elementary stuff,
>They be all like “Don't do it without a condom or you'll die.”
>k

>It finally ends.
>Stay a bit and talk to them.
>Man and grill, very friendly. They come from Mexico's City.

lol wut

>They traveled 1610 Km (1000 miles for amerifags) just to give this shity Ms 2007 Powerpoint talk about itchy thighs.
>They won't stop bitching about how hot is “La Tierra del Sol”
>Jokingly say “Don't worry about it, once it's winter we'll have a mild temperature of 30°C (86°F)
> I laugh,they laugh, everybody is happy. It was a good time.

>Come back home and turn on the AC, set it to 28°C (83°F). Won't low it anymore because the cold turns unbearable.
>Then, it hits me.

In a few month's I'll be going to Hermosillo, definetly the hottest city in the state (Probably the hottest in Mexico) to study college. Yesterday, Hermosillo got to 48.3°C (119°F). It takes me 2 hours to travel from my home to college using the public bus. I'm a poorfag and can't afford a car.

I'll die by a heatstroke.

What should I do?