Suicide checklist

>>17263225
Don't forget to solve the Riemann Hypothesis on your way out

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>>17263225
Really decide if you want out, or if your just trying to survive. There is a difference you know, and as much as it may feel like you just want to die, you might just be looking for a desire to live.
Seems like you've started adventuring through life experiances though, so maybe it times to commit social suicide.
have you considered going on a walk about?

>>17263225
>factory resetting sd cards
for a refund? gonna go for a second round of hookers and blow? nice.

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>>17263235
I'm trying to enjoy my last week

>>17263245
Well I've been thinking about it for almost 9 years and I just about somevery guns when I moved out by myself 2 months ago. I don't wanna push it off any longer and even if I decided to back out, I deserted an amazing job with great benefits there's no going back now. And the job provides employees with free basic life insurance which would go to my mother I guess. As for the walks.. I live in Florida now we don't even have sidewalks.

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>>17263247
Idk I had porn and music in them but my current phone has internal memory I was gonna burn the SDs anyways and shoot the phone

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>>17263253
>about somevery

I bought*

Damn auto correct

Try having sex a few more times.

If it's your last week then go do everything you were too afraid to do. There's no consequences anymore. And don't forget not to go alone.

>>17263259
>And don't forget not to go alone

I was gonna offer on a forum or some shit if other faggot's wanted to kill themselves with me cuz ezpz gun to the head but I don't even know where to find people for that

>>17263267
Can you travel at all? Might be worth doing a trip to another city, see the sights, fuck the hookers, maybe meet a girl, maybe not.

You have a week anon. Try and sell all you can and blow it fast. It's worthless when you're dead.

Don't kill hokkers. Their lives are already shit enough as it is.

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>>17263272
Yea I can travel don't know where exactly i would go tho. I'm not exactly social with strangers and I feel malnourished from eating nothing but junk food. I was gonna just chill on videogames with my friends and give out my snake next week. Maybe get that hooker again Saturday night

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Not so sure about this girl I'm giving the snake to, she's a coworker and she messaged me an hour after I disappeared from work and I didn't reply idk if she'll meet with me next week

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>>17263267
>want to kill a hooker
Imagine in your mind the possibility of a hell, however slim or not it is to you. If you killed a hooker then yourself, that's where you'd go. Have a little morality my man.

Also, get piss drunk and call your family and tell them how you feel. And if I were you I'd get checked into a psych ward. Think about other people and how your death will affect them logically

>>17263307
1. This isn't facebook
2. Do you usually make such rash decisions?

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>>17263313
>1. This isn't facebook
That isn't stopping other faggot's around here

>2. Do you usually make such rash decisions?
I've been thinking about it for a long time

Do psychedelics. Specifically magic mushrooms. Try other drugs that are out there as well. If you're gonna kill yourself, why would you worry about any of their negative effects?

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>>17263321
Did you think about walking out of your job?

Look, I got right up to the point of killing myself twice and stopped myself both times. The first time I didn't learn my lesson but I sure did the second time...

What I learned was that I was a selfish prick after my dad told me how he would hate himself forever if I killed myself because he'd think it was something he'd done. Then I realized everyone would feel that way if I did it, and their lives would be in turmoil. That's why killing yourself is absolutely selfish. By simply living you bring more value to the table than you ever could if you died because of the emotions of others. So, think about others and carry yourself through this life no matter how much you hate to

In the very least don't fucking kill anyone else

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>>17263308
I most likely won't shoot her it just slipped my mind

As far as family they definitely do their best to be unapproachable

Back to the checklist, whats good spot to eat at? Is red elephant any good?

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>>17263333
My down stairs neighbor offered me shrouds once how do you even use that shit

I'm a fag that only drinks

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>>17263342
>Did you think about walking out of your job?

I was gonna tough it out for this week and just not show up Monday. But then I got there and I thought fuck it maybe I'll just not show up tomorrow but the more I talked to the assholes customers the more I wanted to leave. I decided to stay till lunch but when break time came I just left. Didn't log out of my computer and left all my shit behind, took this with me tho.

>>17263225
There was that dude on reddit who posted about how he wanted to kill himself so he went on a cocaine-fueled vacation in Mexico for a week/weekend before doing himself in and while high off his ass he became friends with a drug lord, fucked some 10/10 strippers, and realized that life was worth living so why don't you try something like that?

Worst case scenario you end up doing some cool stuff before you die.

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>>17263393
Worth a thought I guess

How the fuck would you even recover after throwing everything away tho

>>17263408
Why do you care? I thought you wanted to kill yourself.

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>>17263410
I am. I also said worth a thought, I usually work 3 to midnight and my friends are offline I'm waiting for the sleeping pills to kick in. What are you up to?

>>17263436
Up all night enjoying the NEET life.

>>17263436
You better use hollowpoint bullets. The ones you have may not kill

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>>17263442
Enjoy e3 this year?

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>>17263444
The gun store I got em from asked me what where they for and I said target practice , are regular rounds not enough?

I also got pic related but I didn't wanna make to much of a mess

>>17263449
Yeah, it wasn't great but it was better than other years'. A couple good games and announcements, some that seem promising, only a few that really seem like shit. All in all a good time.

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>>17263456
I wish persona 5 wasn't delayed out so long

>>17263461
Yeah, me too. I'm actually doubling down on my japanese now just to play the undub.

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Does this seem worth a 6 hour round trip?

http://lakeland.backpage com/FemaleEscorts/bautiful-ral-xtrmly-skilld-supr-sxyyitalian-mami/20659466

not gonna try and talk you out of it. but you think you can tell me why you wanna off yourself?
Semi suicidal here and want to see if my shit isnt as bad as I think

Do it to benefit the world. Kill yourself at a major hospital waiting room with a big sign saying to donate your organs. if your in the US kill yourself on election day at a democratic leaning voting place so Trump wins.

Don't just slink off and die in a hole. Wait a few months and you may find a reason to live.

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>>17263487
To put it shortly, can't say that my life is absolutely terrible I have my own apartment a very decent car and a job that offers amazing benefits but I just can't deal with life I wake up to be disappointed at what I use to enjoy and dread thinking of going into my job everyday (big auto insurance company) I realized that for the last almost 9 years I am unhappy and I don't wanna just wake up to keep reliving the same thing I don't get any pleasure out of this life and I wanna end it.

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>>17263506
>if your in the US kill yourself on election day at a democratic leaning voting place so Trump wins.

The liberals will just toss it under the rug as usual

>Wait a few months and you may find a reason to live

Already lost my job and I won't find a source of income like that around my area. Car and rent are due at the end of the month and I'm blowing my funds on hookers and food.

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>>17263510
same here minus the apartment, car, and good job.
except for me its more like I hurts to live because I feel as though I know where my future lies, and while it isnt a god awful future I feel that there is no excitement left in my life. and its not like I can do much financially for it.
Will prob try and rely on the drink and other vices before I decide I want off the ride though.

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Also thinking of getting this qt

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>>17263510
also curious about what hobbies you used to enjoy

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Get off this crazy ride my friend

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>>17263529
I stay inside all day playing video games until it's time for work then I come home and play more video games

I don't even like video games anymore but it keeps me from thinking about suicide like I do all day at work

Listen, anon... you need a friend.

Post some form of contact and I'd drive 500 miles to meet you. We can go to a shooting range and actually have a fun time. I'll tell you my shit and I'll listen to yours.
Then we will drink

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>>17263545
Where you from amigo?

And wth is up with janitors

>>17263225
Sounds a bit like a cry for help rather than actual will to die. Have you told you friends and family about your problems?
And obviously sex with a hooker was overrated. That's not what sex is about... It's about having a partner you love with whom it's an intimate experience not just some person of the other gender.

>>17263584
>Violating U.S. law
Probably due to lying about the weapons when you purchased them.

>>17263342
It's true that the pain killing yourself can cause to others is terrible. But at the same time you don't have an obligation to live. You are not a slave to your surroundings. It is your life after all. The same way you should get to choose who to love, where to live or what to do in your life you should be able to end it when you really want it.

I never get all the hype about suicide.

I just go random places when I'm depressed. Fuck that gay kys shit.

I just fucking grab enough cash and get google maps up and drive like a damn hippie and talk to random people. If I get bored of the place? I drive some more.

>>17263525
If you see such misery in your future don't go there. You are free to do whatever you want. You could just move to another country. Maybe you'll find out that life back home was actually quite good and you want to go back. Then you can. But ending it just because of the place you are headed when you have the option to change it is just plain stupid.
Not meant as an insult, i have actually been there myself having suffered from depression for two years. And i never liked the future i saw for myself. The supposedly great future of working having a family and getting old one day to then die. Well the beauty of it is you are not there yet and it's not predetermined. You can just do whatever the fuck you want. If you discover you don't like it when you get there just do something else. If you don't like it right now just do something else. Obviously don't throw away an education or something like that just because of a rough patch. But you get the idea. It might seem set in stone but it really isn't. And if it turns out it actually is (which i don't believe) you can always kill yourself then. But for heaven's sake, cross that bridge when you get there not years ahead.

>>17263470
no

>>17263333
Seconding this op. Buy like a 10 strip of lsd and some dmt. If you want to die you will have no fear about taking that big a dose of L for your first time. Mushrooms are good too but I don't suggest them because it's a little harder to get them shipped through the deep web. If you can get them though take 7g + dried. There is only a couple of options if you do this. No result just a crazy experience you get to have before you die. You might completely except your death and be at total peace when you do decide to do it. Or you will have such an intense life changing experience that you don't kill yourself and change your life for ever. All sound like good options right? Psychs are the best option for someone in your position. It's only win, with a chance that the win is so big you turn your life around. Do it op please and report back.

Also you could kill your yourself while tripping. In my opinion death would be the ultimate trip. Very few will get to experience such a thing.

>>17263358
From the guys who is seconding the psychs option. Get psychedelics from the deep web. Look up how to do this, you can get them delivered to your house very safely. As for how to take them. Lsd will come usually in tabs or liquid. You probably want tabs. Take a dose between 600ug and 1000ug. I recommend eating a 10 strip of strong tabs. You want this to be a hell of a trip. Mushrooms you can also get get but because they are plant matter it's a little harder. If you do get them take 7+ grams dried on an empty stomach. You can eat them anyway you want just do not boil them when making a tea. Boil the water first then soak then mushrooms. You can just put them in a sandwich if you want. Dmt is another thing worth trying, it's considered to be in its own league when it comes to psychedelics. Can't give you exact dosages but I think around 30mg will make you achieve a break through. Do a little reading on how to smoke it if you go the dmt path. Psychedelics are very safe and potentially life changing. Read my other post above. I highly recommend you have one insane trip before you die. You will not regret it.