What can you get from friendship that you can't get on 4chan?

Human contact

>>17255508
We're speaking to each other, aren't we?

>>17255516
What makes you think i am human?

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>>17255523
You solved the Captcha

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>>17255523

Someone who actually gives a fuck about you.

>>17255489
sex

>>17255547
>>he thinks his friends care about him
That's funny

>>17255552
>>What is /gif/ or /soc/

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>>17255489
nothing that will actually make your life better, but people are generally not as mean irl

>>17255565
All the friends I've had in my life were either

>assholes to me
>people I really couldn't relate to, but hung out with anyways
or
>druggies that I had to distance myself from

I earnestly want to make friends, yet everyone tells me 'dude meetup.com lmao' and there is nothing close to my area. Plus any place where you are forced to meet people feels so fake.

>sex
>can get a ride from
>can help move
>support without being called a fag and nigger
>introspection
>growth

An honest second opinion

>>17255489
A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a body. But 4chan will do neither.

>>17255620
>>>>>>>>>>>>implying your friends aren't telling you what they think will make you like them better
The opinions you get here are more honest even if not as accurate

>>17255629
>honest

A lot of the "opinions" here are 4chan clichés and/or designed to get a rise out of people though.