Is there any way I can get my mom to have sex with me?.. I have

For fucks sake

>>17254189
Dont say that, he might actualy do it.

You could, but you would live with the fact you fucked your mom for the rest of your life.

>>17254170
send her a dick pic, that always works

>>17254215
I think he's ok with that

why ... freakn useless son that lives under her roof, been given free food and living space and now he wants to fuck his mother? what a disgrace

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>>17254217

Walk around shirtless, sometimes with a boner and shorts, or underwear. Might make her think naughty stuff. Maybe eventually lead to something else. If you live alone with her, never lock bathroom if youre showering.
Trololololol~

>>17254170
are you serious anon?

Shove a spoon up your ass and seduce her by taking it out slowly while moaning mommy.

>>17254217
This.
If she freaks out, tell her it was an accident and you were trying to send it to a girl who's number you got at the park/mall/fair/store/whatever.

>>17255865
Don't forget to put a fake contact in your phone.
Maybe set up a google number and a fake profile for her so you can even show her who it was for if she presses the issue.

>>17255870
It's not like the fake profile would have to respond, or you can always write the response from it later when you're not home if she messages it (not that it would happen), then block her telling her you're uncomfortable with this situation if she does.

There was a whole wincest story about a guy and his hot mom that I saved. Probably fake as shit, but it started when he initiated a drinking game with her and they started playing truth or dare. He didn't dare his mom to suck his dick or anything, but it started pretty flirty while they were drunk. Do that, or something.