Which military branch should I try to enlist in and why? Too

Airforce. Army's for dipshits, and the Marines are for dipshits who think they're better than the army dipshits

>>17231537
lol, look at this guy.

Airforce is easy mode, but you will always get called out on it whenever around soldiers or Marines. Do whatever you want.

>>17231537
What about the navy?

>>17231534
Air Force here,

>>17231537
>>17231548

Both are correct.

Go Air Force or Navy if you want some easy mode. If you want the bigdick status at cost of happiness and pay, go Marines. Army sits halfway between the two.

>>17231534
That depends, what kind of mechanic do you wanna be?

>>17231560
>big dick status
>marines

fucking lel. marines are a laughing stock. I know because I used to be one. You'll never meet a dumber group of people, with a bigger sense of misplaced pride ever.

Woo were glorified cannon fodder, but we iz baddazzes, becuz we shoot guns an shiet.

They are pretty much complete jokes compared to most government/military contractors, or any type of special forces group.