Why can you not jerk off when you have a crush?

Oww, how cute, are you a guy

>>17227524
most people can, you might be some fucked up moralfag

>>17227524
You feel like betraying her i guess

>>17227533
I just don't feel any desire. I could but I don't see the point

>>17227531
Stop, using, commas, like, an, autistic, bafoon

>>17227524
Your penis is in hibernation until it is beaver season.

>>17227524
>Not jerking off to thoughts of your crush
What the fuck is wrong with you? I've lost so much sperm to thoughts of girls I had crushes on. Fucking unbelievable, OP.

>>17227542
Does English have different punctuation rules or you hold a grudge against commas.

To OP, i thought such people were only in fiction, it may be normal, if you are inexperienced.

>>17227576
He sounds like a commaist if you ask me.

>>17227524

Same issue here. I always fapped to slags and bro-tier girl friends, never to my crushes. I guess I put them on a pedestal or something.

>>17227576
>Does English have different punctuation rules?
Yes. You're comma splicing; use a semicolon when you need to separate two independent clauses without the weight of a full stop

>>17228548
For someone schooling another on grammar you might want to read up on your and you're differences.

I can still do it even if I have a crush, maybe its a sign that you're too infatuated with her.

>>17228560
He used the correct you're, moron

>>17228573
Learn the difference nigger. God your a idiot.

Same thing is happening to me, used to do it 3 times a week, now i havent done it in 5 months