How can I become a paladin in irl

Max willpower, strength, and dexterity.

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>>17227323
pic related

Go be a white knight on /b/, you get to put in all the effort with none of the benefits.

>>17227323
By becoming a lever 40 wizard first. You'll need patience and the forever alone casting ability.

>>17227364
I'm 25 and a virgin so I'm almost there.

>>17227323

Talk to ISIS.

Ideally, it'd be good to put points into INT too if you've got extra. INT is a pretty OP stat irl. It's not a main pally stat, though.

Willpower should be the first stat to max, as it affects your abnormal status resists, and reduces the duration of debuffs.

Constitution will raise your DEF and HP allowing you to tank

Dex increases hit chance, and gives bonus critical, and dodge chance.

Int increases the efficiency of all your skills, provides MP, and non-physical defense.

I suppose you could go for a pure build, but that's only if you plan on PVP.

>>17227323
1. Namechange to Tirion Fordring
2. Acquire Ashbringer
3. https://youtu.be/jTdfStuxXCE
4. Fuck, I don't even know. I can't watch that without shedding a tear.

you buy a piece of me

1. Study in catholic monestaries for years.
2. Aquire a weapon and bless it with divine catholic relics.
3. Fight the muslim hoards in the name of god.

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>>17227520
>Study in catholic monestaries for years.
Check
>Aquire a weapon and bless it with divine catholic relics.
Check
>Fight the muslim hoards in the name of god.
Peter the roman here is doing the opposite

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>>17227550
What if I want to like save humanity and make everyone happy forever?

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>>17227609
Then don't become a paladin, become that person that saves humanity and makes everyone happy forever

>>17227550
Clearly a traitor. Lock him up until he repents. Apoint new pope.

>>17227609
sometimes you have to do the wrong thing to do the right thing

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>>17227609
Take a sword, some full plate, and fight the gangbangers that keep their communities down.