How do I into Jewish cronyism?

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How do I into Jewish cronyism? 2016-06-03 08:38:58 Post No. 17214599
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How do I into Jewish cronyism? Anonymous 2016-06-03 08:38:58 Post No. 17214599 [Report]

Serious question: How do I into Jewish cronyism? Specifically with regards to job/money/social connections. I am of 100% Jewish ancestry, but my parents are poor and have no connections. My mother attends Shul at a tiny Chabad centre with mostly other lower class Yiddish congregation and I can't get her to join an upscale temple in the rich neighborhood or the country club where all the rich Jews play golf. I myself am non observant and NEET, so it would be weird to just join those things on my own- the thing about Judaism is its fine for you mom to bring you places and introduce you to people.

Anonymous 2016-06-03 08:43:18 Post No.17214613
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Anonymous 2016-06-03 08:43:18 Post No.17214613 [Report]

Be observant.
Go to a good college with a lot of jews.
Don't leech off your parents you worthless neet.

Anonymous 2016-06-03 08:50:30 Post No.17214627
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Anonymous 2016-06-03 08:50:30 Post No.17214627 [Report]

>>17214613
Fuck you my parents made me I can leech off them all I want as long as I don't have kids of my own, which I can't since I'm still a virgin

Anonymous 2016-06-03 08:58:01 Post No.17214642
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>>17214599
you stupid Jew, you're probably a mizrahi

Just hang out with rich Jews aka Ashkenazi

Anonymous 2016-06-03 09:01:01 Post No.17214647
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>>17214627
This is fucked up logic. If you think like this you never be successful. You're a whiney baby.

Anonymous 2016-06-03 09:06:16 Post No.17214661
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>>17214647
wah wah wah poo poo pee pee reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Anonymous 2016-06-03 09:11:51 Post No.17214676
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>>17214599
>How do I into Jewish cronyism?
Step 1: Shower every day.

Anonymous 2016-06-03 09:13:25 Post No.17214679
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>>17214676
Step 2: Build an identity for yourself, make sure people know who you are.

Anonymous 2016-06-03 09:14:32 Post No.17214681
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>>17214661
Cioran was right. A Jew is either very smart or very stupid. You didn't win the genetic lottery.

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