Burglary Job

In B4 404

go find the electrical box and piss on it (make sure to burst piss because a constant stream will electrocute you). Problem solved

Conduit is pretty tough stuff. I'd probably use a really sharp 5lb splitting axe. That's probably about the only thing that'd get through it quickly and relatively safely.

No, you don't just cut some wire. I don't think you're the guy for this job, hopefully you don't get you and your buds arrested.

Go to electrical box and pull the biggest lever you can see.

>>17200342
Which should be an axe if you're doing it right.

>>17200166
you're an idiot and I hope you get arrested

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You better make sure to disable any and all security cameras within view of the building you're going to rob. You don't want to get caught because some business next door recorded you guys. After you've taken care of that make sure to cover your license plates. This is just another added precaution. It would also make sense to wear a ski mask and other attire to disguise any physical traits. Now once you get to the building. You're gonna wanna shove it up your butt.

>>17200166
Just get grounded boots and you'll be okay too cut all the wires.