I'm a newfag. Really new. Heard great legends about this place and been lurking for a couple months. No idea how to even greentext. Pic related is of me and my pal. Both 18, Scottish, and dumb as shit
Plz help would be appreciated
Traditional awnser would be to keep lurking. Enjoy all boards, not just /b/. /b/ was really fun many years ago but now really is unbearable to visit.
>>17162535
Thank you for your insight
I've checked out histories and humanities, pretty interesting stuff over there
>>17162501
Some of this is probably outdated.
>>17162550
Thanks man, I guess I should check out the faq
>be me trying greentext
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4chan is going downhill. /b/ is filled with a bunch of 12yo faggots from ifunny, /pol/ and /29k/ a bunch of autists, and /v/ le funnie redditors. Even /adv/ is going down in quality. Leave, it's just gonna get worst. moot should've killed the site when he was leaving.
>>17162713
This. Leave, free yourself before you get trapped
>green text
>green text
>>17162713
> /pol/ and /29k/ a bunch of autists
Stop triggering my autism
>>17162749
>green text
>>17162501
Please stop and take a moment to appreciate how much everyone ITT is being astonishingly nice to you. More than anyone was ever nice to me. I lurked from 2007 to 2010 before posting just to get the hang of it because I was scared of making an ass out of myself, but times have changed and internet culture is much more ubiquitous and widely understood so I'd probably tell you to lurk any particular board you're interested in for around a month before opening your mouth. Learn the pacing of responce time, and the culture/in-jokes. You want to be able to tell the difference between someone sarcastically teasing with a reference from a while back from someone genuinely arguing. It can be subtle.
Also you're going to see a lot of dicks by accident. It's just going to happen, even on sfw blue boards. If that sounds like something that makes you squeamish head for the hills now. In years past people would try and purge boards of unwanted outsiders by posting the most disgusting distasteful gore and pornography to make them want to leave. It's the same reason why the backseats of cop cars are all plastic- criminals will routinely piss and shit themselves when arrested to make cops not want anything to do with them. That still goes on on certain boards, but it's much more infrequent and much tamer.
>people have already explained how to green text
Sure they have, but it's use may still be a little confusing. Primarily it's meant to be for quoting the person you're responding to so you don't have to keep looking back and forth at other posts, but it's also used (read: misused) to put words in other people's mouths or to say what you think they meant by a quote they said. It's also commonly used to tell a story.
>respond to newfag asking for help
>explain greentext usage in different contexts
>he's insanely thankful and appreciative
>three weeks later we're gay married and living in the bay area
Hope that helps some.
>>17162713
/his/ is the last bastion kf hope
>>17162501
Did the guy on the left happen to star on The Wrong Turn?