Embarrassing question, sorry. Say someone ejaculated into some

that's retarded. by 'that', i mean 'you'

>>17162299
If this isn't a troll, no chance. Sperm dies quickly outside the body.

>>17162299
No possible way. The little swimmers would be dead.

>>17162299
Sperm can't survive outside of a body for very long- something like 30 minutes. You're good.

I remember one of the very first threads on this board was by a girl who some time after having sex with her bf grabbed a used condom out of the trash, smeared the cum in her snatch, and was now freaking out.

I wonder whatever happened to her.

>>17162324
Pregnant by now probably lol

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>>17162299

>If the water splashed her, is there a risk of pregnancy?

>>17162299
Do you have OCD?

That would be one tough kid.

A million sperm needs to go through one's vagina to get pregnant.

If one sperm can impregnate a girl then we are fucked.

To your question, the answer is no.
A minuscule of sperm can't get you pregnant.
Because a water with sperm has to go through long way before reaching the eggs.
Unless she intentionally forces the water into herself.

Oh, no anon. Did you accidentally get your sister pregnant?

>>17162299
0% chance, sperm is dead within 30 minutes.
Even if you rub fresh sperm on a girl's vulva but don't penetrate, she probably won't get pregnant.

>Say someone ejaculated into some toilet paper and then let it sit for about 4 hours
Can we talk about why OP might have let his sperm-covered toilet paper sit out in the open for 4 hours?