How do I tell my gf about my weird fetish?

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I'd be more worried about dating for 2+ years without sex

>>17150409
Actually we're both pretty good about that. We really love each other and she feels nervous about it. She's going on a vacation soon and told me she wants to lose it before she goes

>>17150409
>I'd be more worried about dating for 2+ years without sex
No you need to get this right. This plus anal means she's Muslim. Pretty much normal.

>>17150357
I'd be more worried about the issues that formed those fetishes than about how to tell her. I'd prefer to not tell her anything and fix my issues first, then see if my fetishes still remain.
Then I'd maybe consider to tell her.

>>17150357

What is the point of telling her if those are literally all impossible except for getting her to drop a dookie on your face.

>>17150441
She's into rping so I'm guessing we could rp the fetishes

>>17150432
She's actually an athiest raised in a catholic household and also no problems really developed them. The thought of it simply turns me on.

>>17150432
To be honest I think it was the episode of magic school bus where they went inside Arnold's digestive system that got me into this. And that was when I was like 7-8

So guys how do I tell her?

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>>17150424
>she's going on a vacation soon and told me she wants to lose it before she goes

so she can get her pussy rek'd by 20 dudes while on vacation

>>17150453
>The thought of it simply turns me on
Well well well. I see. How often do you watch porn and masturbate?

>>17150469
What the hell. Tell me more about your parents, childhood and habits in the household you grew up in.

>>17150624
Normally once a day

>>17150357
mojoupgrade.com

>>17150631
My dad was a nice guy. My sister was and still is bitchy to me. My mom however, is the biggest cunt you will meet in your life. And she thinks she can get away with whatever she wants simply because she is disabled (She has NF1 and NF2 look them up, extremely rare diseases)

>>17150409
this

>So I've been dating this girl for over 2 years now. We still haven't had sex

are you gay?

>>17150432
>This plus anal means she's Muslim. Pretty much normal.

sounds mormon to me

>>17150692
too fucking much. you've got porn addiction. if it ever interferes with your sexual intercourse (can't finish with her, can't keep erection, etc) drop your addiction. meanwhile, even if it is a giant waste of time and energy, nothing to be worket up about.

>>17150700
Sounds like Ms. Frizzle

>>17151008
We talk about masturbation though. We sometimes masturbate together and if we know we're gonna get nasty either of us will masturbate until afterwards

Anyone still alive here? I still wanna tell her about it and could use some advice

You don't. Fuck man. I have a rough sex and rape fetish, but I'd never rape a girl. You think I'll ever tell my gf that? Keep it for fapping when she's not around.

Why the fuck 2 years with no sex? That's not normal OP.

>>17153573
I actually share the same fetishes, and worked up the courage to tell my gf of a year. It was a very slow process, like.. Started with very nild fetishes then worked my way up to the big one. Luckily, my gf said she'd do it because she loved me and she'd try it for me. I hope it works out man.

>>17153701
Any tips you can offer on how to sort of ease into it? Like how did your conservation start? And which one did you start with?

>>17153573
Kill yourself.

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>>17153573
have an anal vore party

>>17153721
In my case I started with facesitting, then ass licking and just kind of went from there. Like I would make subtle jokes about pooping and stuff and see how she reacted and stuff.

>>17153810
>i wonder what your poop tastes like haha just for laughs haha

>I want her to shit on my face

I'm convinced that only people with serious mental issues fantasize about this kinda disgusting shit. What's the fucking matter with you, OP, you sick fucker?

>>17153831
You aren't far off.

>>17153857
Not sure if you also share the giantess fetish but if you do how'd you bring that up? I don't even know where to begin with it.

>>17153922
I do, but I've never brought that up. I'd start with that one before and scat stuff. Seems less likely to get a weird reaction.v

>>17150409
>>17150789
I've been dating a girl for a year and a half and we haven't had sex (I'm not a Virgin though) she says she is saving herself for marriage, but that might be awhile for me since I don't even have my own place yet. Should I pressure her more?

>>17154033
Thanks. I'll give it a shot next time we start getting intimate. We always rp her yaoi fetishes so I don't think she'll have a problem rping mine with me. If thread is still alive I'll update with progress

>>17150357
I wouldnt bother telling her fetishes you cant actually do with her desu. Its a waste of time.

>>17154872
We both love to role-play over text tho