Can't wake up

You might have some brain damage, I would go talk to a doctor

How long do you tend to regulate your sleep for, and how often are you attempting to change your schedule?

What kind of environment are you in before you go to sleep? What typically occurs in during the time in which you are sleeping? Have you considered recording yourself sleep to see if there aren't outside factors contributing to your unrestfulness? When you wake up, do you immediate get up, or lie in bed for a bit? How is your blood pressure? Do you drink large quantities of caffeine, or consume lots of simple carbs?

Well this is a problem I face daily, I turn off alarm after alarm and later regret it, and the only things that have helped me are one , to drink a ton of water before sleep, to haveore urges to pee in the morning, and the other one is to sleep a nap before actually going to bed, like a 15 or 20 min nap, it doesn't make me getting up early a whole lot easier, but it certainly helps

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>>17146884
I tried regulation for about a month, tried to wake up at 7:00 AM every morning and going to bed at 10-11:00 PM. Had essentially no effect.
I wake up feeling bad every day, ranging from "ugh" to pic related. I drink caffeine in the morning on the days I have classes. Finals are over and I'm applying for jobs right now. So I have some time to figure this out.
My blood pressure is pretty good I assume, I have a base heartrate of about 65 and do cardio quite regularly. I weigh 165, lost about 100 Ibs over the last year due to regular exercise and a healthy diet.

For the short term, some tips from a narcoleptic:

Set multiple louder alarms, as loud as you can make them. If you still don't hear them, get speakers. Preferable get a set with good bass so you can feel the vibration.
If you need to, rig the alarm so that the source (phone, comp) is in the opposite end of the house/apt and the speakers are next to your bed.
Get a couple of bedshakers if they help or you need to reduce noise: deaf people use them, can find online.

The trick is to get enough of an adrenaline and anxiety rush from the alarms going off to give you at least a 5/10-minute grace period before you fall back asleep: during that period, you quickly run to turn off the alarms (if you're in an apt they'll be loud enough to wake everyone) and take whatever stimulant you use in the morning: likely coffee. Then you quickly hop in the shower and shower while the stimulant takes effect (shower's one of the only places you can't easily fall asleep).

>>17146910
Tried taking melatonin and sleeping at different times of the day?
How long has this been going on exactly?

>>17146922
I've always been a heavy sleeper and it's just gotten continually worse from there. I don't sleep for any given length but while I'm asleep it's like I'm dead, I don't dream, it's like being covered in a lead coffin. Sometimes I'm aware of my alarm while I'm asleep but I can't make myself move.
Thanks for the tips, I'll try them.