Getting kicked out of the house

Man what a jerk. I can't offer any advice since I still live with my mom but you can try applying for any government assistance that you're eligible for. There's a site that lists them assuming you're in the US. http://www.benefits.gov/

>>17146158
Honestly, it's partially my fault for promising to get into Uni.

Thanks for the advice! Wasn't aware that this existed.

>>17146133
Step 1: Threaten to kill yourself, cut your wrist a few times to show you serious. Step 2: Mom will take you back.
Step 3:?????
Step 4: become a neet fagget
Step 5: profit

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Lol, you'll get a job that pays health insurance with no degree ASAP?

Ah to be young and stupid again.

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>>17146184
Nah, I'm assuming I getting a minimum wage job until I get back on my feet. I've got an associates, but I'm struggling to find a job for it. I'm assuming life is going to be shit for some years, just trying to get an idea of what I've got to be prepared for.

Dear idiot op.

Welcome to learning how to stand on your own two feet.

My suggestions are this
1)look to see what renting a room costs. You won't be able to live in your own apartment
2)create a mock budget for food so you know what you're going to spend
3)no nore eating out. Cook at home
4)no more buying video games. Don't be a faggot.
5)download and learn the shit out of Microsoft office (excel and access primarily) and quickbooks for businesses. You won't learn it in a month. Expect to study and learn for half a year. These will be key for you when trying to get a better job.
6)try to compromise with your mom on the health insurance since you're moving out. I believe the max age she can keep you on is 26