Exam

Bumparoo

> send help

I need a way out guys. It's this or an hero

Tell your professor your dad died and you went to his funeral out of state
Don't leave the house for a couple of days just in case
Extra points for finding a funeral of a recently deceased somewhere

Probably should have just studied for it man. I guess if youre really adamant about it, just ask them to reschedule you? They might pentalize you for it but if youre up for it, go on. I mean you might fail I guess but you still learned something.

>>17091288
Morgues provide funeral papers that would validate my attendance. I'm looking for a believable reason to visit a doctor.

>>17091300
Shoulda coulda woulda... I'm well aware of that. I'm looking for a practical (likely dishonest) way out of this situation.

>>17091219
email your professor right now not after the exam not during the exam and tell them youre really sick and would like a retake.

>>17091482
I had already done something similar for this same teacher (an assignment not worth a lot) and she didn't wanna help me even though I had a legit medical reason, but without a note. She's not the type to help out, especially for something this big. I need a legitimate medical note.

>>17091219

Jump off some stairs and sprain your ankle. Go to the doctor's and get a note.

>>17091516
Anything that doesn't physically show, but is plausible? I'm thinking gastro

>>17091269
Hope the helium tank is on its way

>>17091530
They won't test for a lot of shit. I could say I'm suffering a major migraine, or my orignal plan was an anxiety attack. A migraine sounds better though, as they wouldn't give a follow up for that.

I'm more concerned for the note... I hope they don't make me pay, as that would suck dick.

>>17091537
You fucked up. Own up to it and move on. You're the only one putting your life on the line.

>>17091600
Thanks for the quality advice fuckhead. I didn't "fuck up", as I've listed reasons why.

>>17092283
Everything you listed is your fault.

>>17091219
Professors that I have had in the past are very cool about me moving my final to a later time with a different section if I give a good excuse that actually fits their policy. Back when I was in school I often had classes that would overlap on final exam dates such that I had 3 or 4 finals scheduled in 1 day. I pulled a conversation from my email that worked for me.

>Professor, Will you allow me to take the final exam on Tuesday with the other section at 3pm?

>"Unless there is a legitimate reason, I am afraid not. -Dr rAnon"

>Dr., My physics 262 final has moved from Wednesday to Monday because of confusion and I can not move that final back to Wednesday because it will conflict with another exam that I have on Wednesday at the same time. As of now, I have 3 back to back finals on Monday with math being being my last final of the day. I would like to balance the work load by moving Math to Tuesday because I am afraid that the 4 hours of final exams prior to the math final will affect my performance with stress.

>"OK then; take it on Tuesday with my other class. -Dr. rAnon"