I'm not at a service it's a dinner at my church. I'm sure no one will catch me and there's a private bathroom. Do I? Ps it's weird porn so take that in consideration
>>16992827
No. You should not masturbate in the house of God. Even if you arent religious just dont do that. Freaking contain yourself for a couple hours.
>>16992827
Careful. You might cut yourself on that edge
>>16992827 what the fuck?! Dude! Jerk it in the car.
Why not? Just try not to take too long or let anyone hear the fapfapfap sound.
Hell yes! Sign into some random video chat room and piss the world off. Love it.
>>16992827
Oh yes, you should. That's the smartest idea I have ever heard ever. God will be so proud of you, I could just imagine him patting you on the back as you fappidy fap all over the toliet.
Lol go for it. It's just a building.
>>16995090
Yeah bro just like a funeral home lol
Just a building