I need inspiration for something funny to talk about for five minutes.

In what context? Why try to be funny if you're not funny? I'm sure you have lots of other nice qualities, anon

>>16975506
It's for a class, I'm funny, but my funny is more situational ya know? And thank you.

>>16975517

>It's for a class

dude we're not mind-readers. I have no idea what your fucking assignment is, what class you're in, what kind of humor would be appropriate, or really any information I'd need to help you. Learn how to start a fucking thread

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Life... is a big MMORPG.

Bad server population, killer subscription fees, insane grinding etc.

>>16975533
I've always wondered why chopping wood on runescape is more fun than any job IRL. And WC was my least favorite skill...

>>16975530
>I said its for a class. Any kind of humor should work as long as its not too high brow, or dark.

>>16975548

>this motherfucker

What class? What is the assignment? Are you just going to get up in front of everyone and give a five-minute standup routine? Any topic will do, or it has to relate to some kind of lesson or presentation?

fuck you dude, just fuck you

>>16975564
Dude I just said any humor will work. It can be whatever. I just need to keep it going for five minutes.

>>16975575

I hate you so much anon

>>16975588
I understand

>>16975595

Fuck it. Talk about Donald Trump, and tell a story about yourself that's embarrassing enough to make everyone laugh, but distant enough that you can laugh about it too

>>16975601
Fuck it, accepted
Sage this bitch

>>16975501
Look up a really old comedian from like the 2000s and use some of his jokes.

>>16975601
Forget that trump shit. The embarassing story is good tho. Keep it on a level where you don't completely destroy yourself. And have some unexpected turns

I called a friend yesterday to tell them about a dream I had and how I woke up rubbing my husband's face. Something weird, silly, self-deprecating without making you an idiot or asshole...

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>>16976685
On that matter, tou could talk about stuff like pic related. Always makes me pee a little. Make it into a story that sounds like you experienced it yourself.