How can I make girls slap me in the face?

Why the fuck would you do a thing like that?

I mean, you could just ask them, I suppose. But why?

Go to a bar, plenty of rowdy bitches there call one a cunt or a bitch for good measure.

It's not very hard.

Ask them to fart on you.

>>16973212
I like it somehow...

>>16973210
You can ask her to do that. (Simple answer, no need to dramatize)

>>16973330
This is called a fetish, anon.

>>16973210
get a convincing plastic mosquito and superglue it to your cheek.

>>16973358
That's right.

Well then, we have got
- asking directly
- giving them a good reason to do it

Any other ideas?

Put out your dick
Grab her tits
Call her ridiculously fat

>>16973210
just slap them first.

just b urself

>>16973616
>>16973671
haha yeah, that will probably work, too^^

try making a slap bet and lose on purpose?