Is it true, you can get larvae in your pebis?

Yeah your sperms have evolved to fly as they realize you will never get laid. They must fly to find that pussy.

Evolution in action

>>16958589

Well played

>>16958589
lol

>>16958576
It's like dick ants all over again.

>>16958576
I highly doubt it's coming from inside of you. A fly would have to somehow fly into your urethra and deposit its eggs somewhere. That just doesn't happen.

Are you sure it's not just sitting under the toilet edge or something and flies out once water starts splashing? Try peeing in a different place and see if it keeps happening.

Only be worried if you feel or see it physically crawl out of your urethra multiple times. One time four months ago is probably a random unrelated occurrence, not a medical issue.

>>16958589
Fire

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fruit flies are attracted to nectar of plant and animal species. semen contains fructose

but what you have is a bad wax ring under your toilet that's letting sewer flies into your house.

>>16958589
Loftiest Laugh

Exactly. The moth flies to mind my fine

I looked up larvae in penis.
And it had many results.

Also. I belive i might have dead cells inside of me.i tend to precum. Since i have been bot masterbating.

>>16958589
>implying his sperm are that competent