How do I trick women into liking me?

Sort out your responsibilities in life, take care of your health and physical appearance, develop a pleasant and confident personality and enjoy a lifestyle which is both open and inviting to other people.

Best trick in the book. Four tips women don't want you to know! (GONE SEXUAL!)

>>16953272
Are you a woman? Will you go out with me?

>>16953276
You're on 4chan. Of course I'm not a woman.

>>16953253
be attractive. that's it, literally. you can be an abusive shitstain but if you're a pretty piece of man meat women will still like and many will even love you

>>16953272
this is doable
>>16953293
this is true

;_;

Wait a few years until you are 18.

>>16953277
Boi, females are on here all the time(ME!) -____-

>>16953253
A chloroform rag

>>16953293
Or be filthy rich

>>16953253
Most women wouldn't appreciate the use of the word "trick"
Just make yourself attractive. Then pretend like you care about everything they say.