Make dick taste good

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Make dick taste good 2016-03-24 03:06:58 Post No. 16951215
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Make dick taste good Anonymous 2016-03-24 03:06:58 Post No. 16951215 [Report]

>How do I make my dick taste good?

My friend invited me to a party and there is a girl there who may or may not suck my dick, I want my dick to taste good for her how do I do that?
(Also because it would be neat to have a reputation of having a good tasting dick)
>inb4 pineapple juice go fuck yourself

Keep in mind I will be at someone's house and it will remain in my pants for the majority of the night so I can't just put whipped cream on it
Thanks.

Anonymous 2016-03-24 03:11:02 Post No.16951223
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Anonymous 2016-03-24 03:11:02 Post No.16951223 [Report]

Wash it

Anonymous 2016-03-24 03:18:13 Post No.16951245
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Anonymous 2016-03-24 03:18:13 Post No.16951245 [Report]

>>16951215
Changing your diet would take a bit of time, so depending on when the party is, it might be a bit too late.

Just keep it washed and make sure you wear a clean pair of trunks. It would be good to wash your undies with really nice smelling washing powder

Anonymous 2016-03-24 03:43:26 Post No.16951339
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Eat parsley, lots of parsley.

Anonymous 2016-03-24 04:06:19 Post No.16951443
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Anonymous 2016-03-24 04:06:19 Post No.16951443 [Report]

Dick does not taste good, period. But you can make it hygienic. Clean it. Wear fresh undergarments. For the love of God clean it.

Anonymous 2016-03-24 04:16:02 Post No.16951486
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>>16951215
Wash it. Keep it clean.
Right before getting your cock sucked: If you are uncut pull back your foreskin and sprinkle sugar on your cock's head then release foreskin.
Otherwise I would recommend you to rub halite or "rock salt" on the length of your cock.
Hey, salt is addictive as fuck! Research this shit if you don't believe me.

Anonymous 2016-03-24 04:19:58 Post No.16951506
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Anonymous 2016-03-24 04:19:58 Post No.16951506 [Report]

>>16951486
Til anon is cruel enough to suggest sharp crystal formations on dick head as good idea.

Anonymous 2016-03-24 04:21:11 Post No.16951510
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Anonymous 2016-03-24 04:21:11 Post No.16951510 [Report]

don't touch my fucking dog jason

Anonymous 2016-03-24 04:25:07 Post No.16951527
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Anonymous 2016-03-24 04:25:07 Post No.16951527 [Report]

So far no good
Obviously I keep my penis pristine clean as everyone should ffs

Anonymous 2016-03-24 04:37:22 Post No.16951588
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Anonymous 2016-03-24 04:37:22 Post No.16951588 [Report]

>>16951506
>sugar
>salt
>sharp

Anonymous 2016-03-24 04:38:59 Post No.16951591
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Anonymous 2016-03-24 04:38:59 Post No.16951591 [Report]

>>16951588
>Granulated anything under foreskin

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
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