GODDAMN coffee makes me hornier than a bored goat. I swear 5 minutes into my first cup of coffee of the day I want to fuck everything in sight, including but not limited to the 45-year-old single mom receptionist. Does anyone else get a horny surge from coffee?
>your captcha if you respond will require you to select all the drinks
>also, to make it an advice thread, should I drink more coffee?
I don't drink coffee but this makes me want to start.
No. The only times I've ever had caffeine made me feel groggy and bad.