4 weeks in university and there's a qt who goes to 3/4 of

>>16928733
You need to create a diversion. Get a bag of doritos and open it too quickly so doritos go everywhere. When the landwhale drops onto them like a seagull onto a bit of burger bun you get 5 secs to make eye contact.

If you can't get doritos then anything from the five essential food groups will do: chips, pizza, burgers, cola or cake.

>>16928733
Get a bro. A real good one. You both strike at the same time. He will wrangle the beast while you go in.

>>16929806
idk if i have a bro with that kind of "good" but how can we be subtle?

>>16929782
kek

You could try being friends with both and see if you can hook up with the qt