Someday i shall have twins.
I was thinking of naming the boys
Porterhouse and
Portside
What do you think /adv/?
Porter isn't so bad but those names, you have to be trolling.
>>16918563
Do it better knock the bitch out though.
>>16918563
You should he blinded, deafened, and have your bocal cords clipped so you no longer interract with society.
>>16918563
Call them Portside and Starboard anon
Roadhouse.
>>16918563
>Porterhouse Beefboat
>Portside Rightrare
>What do you think /adv/?
I think I just called dibs on choosing their middle names.
>>16918563
Try "celine" and "dion"
I know a local musician who named his daughters "celine" and "dion"
I'm not even joking: http://www.ejinsight.com/20151124-eight-year-old-hk-girl-enters-britain-s-got-talent/
>>16918806
*have heard of
>>16918607
What Dreams May Come is a much much better movie than that shit.