How would you spice up this conversation?

Want to see my wand

please respond

>>16912625
JK patronums are gay, I'm a seventh level evoker.

You fell for my ruse and revealed your identity as an opposed summoner. Prepare to be fireballed.

I cast Fireball.

Say that's lame, gay, whatever.

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>>16912639

Actually, that's not too bad...

say "how do you feel about getting murdered?"

"You ever think about Harry and Snape impregnating each other? That'd be pretty cool. I draw pictures about it a lot"

i had a dog named stanley, it got hit by the trash truck doing like 40 down my street. needless to say my dogs brains are splattered against my neighbors windows, and in the meantime im trying to calm down my little brother who was walking the damn thing. so the trash truck driver gets out, and he pays us 20 bucks, and at this point im pissed. so i jump into his truck, and take off on the thing and im slammin the pedal to the metal, all the way up to like 26 miles per hour, until finally i hit the freeway onramp. i barrel roll out of the car, just in time to see this asshole coming after me on a fucking segway, a segway. so i go into the nearest liquor store, get hammered drunk, go home and talk to this fuckin chick on tinder with a god damn stuffed shark

>>16912625
I'm a wizard too ill, can I put my staff in your hobbit hole?

>>16912764
you really cant go wrong with this shit

>>16912764
Loldandum!