What to do with ejaculate and remain clean in bed.

I usually have a towel near my bed and jizz onto that.

I just get up, cum in the shower, and then get back to bed.

>>16909246
The whole point is to avoid leaving bed, jest cum and go to sleep.

Use a throwaway shirt that is soft, absorbent and that doesn't like, let your jizz through the fabric so easily.

1.) Put penor into arm hole/neck hole
2.)wrap penor in 1 layer semi form fitting, then bring second layer over and use that as stimulant.
3.)Cum
4.)Squeeze excess jizz into shirt
5.)wait a few minutes and recuperate from fap.
6.)tightly wrap jizz into knot
7.)throw across room
8.) sleep
9.)???
10.)Profit!

>>16909299
Jej, i justhoped for some method i dontknow, notthe pod newspaper or towel trick. Thanks nonetheless

>>16909249
Fine, fuck, cum off the edge of the bed and clean it in the morning.

>>16909366
Man, the smell

>>16909231
Eat cum.

>>16909389
Man, the taste
Also CANT myself so nope

Get a lil air tight container, hold the tip, release into container, store under bed til morning, rinse, rinse and repeat

Also am I the only guy who holds my urethra closed when I ejac or are there others cause why do i

>>16909234
I used to do this until my mom found it
:^(

>>16909231
take tissues to bed with you. disposable, always more, and also discrete. It's not rocket science

>>16910486
This. I pretty much take a box with me jizz into a couple, use another for clean up. Have a little trash can near by for temporary holding. If you go to sleep, dispose of the next day.
If not toss them in the bin.

The best are when you fap, and have to pee right after. I just toss them in the toilet and flush away.

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Press the spot circled in blue using your 3 fingers when your about to cum. Just apply moderate pressure, somewhere between light and choking your dick to death hard

>>16910463
kek, what did she say? I do this but I live alone
>>16910533
this always seemed very unhealthy to do

I dunno, i would just have one of those tissue boxes next to the bed, cumon my belly and wipe it off, throw the tissue on the floor and take it with me next time i wake upand go to the toilet. Atleast that's how my bf and i clean up, minus the "cum on your own belly" thing ofcourse

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You people are disgusting.

>>16910503
Kek. Now that bin next to my bf's bed makes sense.

>>16910537
Its fine... I've been doing it for years and my dick still works