Selling my Soul

only the reluctants souls are worth paying for, heathen.

Damn, i had a HUGE folder with lots of stuff from /b/ for a while. There was a detailed text about how to sell your soul. Amongst how to legitly get rid of a death body with no traces and how to make a tulpa and so. Was p entertaining. Ask /b/ for that infographic-folder. I'm sure somebody still has it.

>>16902675
>Much appreciated B
This isn't B you dickhead.
What makes you think you'll be able to follow instructions to summon something when you don't even know where the fuck you're posting?

>>16902675
If it was really possible, two third of people on earth would have done so already. Quit dreaming kid. Grow up. Nothing on this planet is for free, even for living you pay with death.
And nobody will ever want your happiness and do you favours without expecting anything in return.

Exept your very own parents, especially your mother. And the one special person in your life.

But even this isn't true in some very sad cases.

>>16902697
This op.

Get smart or get used to slavin'

>>16902685
Get ye gone, satan.

>>16902675 I'm waiting for that "femanon here" line XD

>>16902675
let me guess, /x/ threw you out.

>>16902675
Not even the devil takes needs brah

My friend's mom from Mexico once told me to sell your soul, you have to go to a dark room and sit in front of a mirror and light a cigarette. The devil will appear within the mirror and you share the cigarette with him. Something like that. Google it, I'm too lazy to look it up.