Ask a Nurse anything.

>>16901457
Tell me more about what men shove up their ass?

>>16901457
You aren't interesting or unique. Why did you think that this thread was necessary?

>>16901471
All sorts. Toilet brush handles seem to be a popular choice, despite the infection control risks.
Perforation isn't hugely uncommon.

>>16901489
Medical health professionals have interesting stories.
I can also answer health related questions and advice.

>>16901497

Do you just shrug when people die?

>>16901457
why did you become a nurse instead of a doctor?

>>16901506
It depends on the patient. With most patients it is sad, but only with a few have I been very affected. Thats why I can't work with kids.

>>16901515
I prefer the direct care aspect of looking after patients, less so the medical and prescriptive side. My partner is a Doctor and he finds his job very stressful,

>>16901526

Do people really think like this?

Also, you actually think being a nurse is enjoyable? That's fucking amazing to me. And that's not to shit on nurses - just any kind of relatively low level work. Same applies to what I do, so again, I am not shitting on you.

What are you guys the equivalent of in the EMT world?

Billy Bob has a puncture wound to the chest and his leg is amputated above the knee with the femoral bleeding out. Civilization is 4 hrs away. Wut do?

tell me the weirdest stuff that u have seen

>>16901533
As a nurse who in his last year of medical school, I agree with OP. Being a nurse is way more rewarding than being a physician. What about all those perks of being a doctor? That is imaginary bullshit you see on television

>>16901457

I don't Fucking TRUST YOU!

>>16901606

1. Nurses don't actually do shit.
2. Nurses make 2-5x less.
3. Doctors don't spend their day wiping shit.

>>16901606

I don't know being a Radiologist seems pretty based. They mostly work 9-5 hours, take call like once a week every two months, and they bank Fucking STACKS!

>>16901610
Well I was a nurse and I'm two months away from having MD at the end of my name. So maybe I know what I'm talking about.

>>16901614
This is because you are Mr. Autismo and can't imagine how people would enjoy human contact

there is a massive lump on my right testicle, should I check it out

>>16901656

Maybe that could be ascertained if you made any sort of statement about what you do that's not menial work.

>>16901662
Does projecting make you feel better about yourself?

>>16901492
>>16901492
>>16901492
Are you allowed to ask why?

Do you ever actively hit on any patients?

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>>16901457
>people responding to a bait thread seriously

>>16901701
im going into psychiatry, so I actually know quite a bit about autism spectrum disorders

>>16901457
can you respond to >>16901805

Is it possible for mono to start showing signs 2 weeks in and would it progress in this way.