Lifeboat exercise /adv/ Ship is sinking. There is one life boat

Sink the boat. Either we all live or no one does, it's what Jesus would do.

Is a hamburger a sandwich?

I would put all hamburgers on this boat only if they're not sandwiches.

one for myself, obviously - and then I'd auction off the remaining seats to the highest bidder.

>not being a capitalist
>saving women and children
>2016

Actually, I'd never let octomom on regardless of how much money she had. guess I'm a socialist after all!

Doctor
Barber
Scout
Chef
Teacher
85 year old

What does this have to do with /adv/? This isn't an ethics class.

Though to answer the question, the only really useful people in this scenario are the doctor, nurse and maybe the scout. I'd take those three and a random three out of the rest.

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Doctor, CEO, Nurse, Myself, Chef, teacher

>Medical Doctor
>a Scout
>85 year old
>Nurse
>15 year old crack addict
In case we wash up on an island.
The rest I can already do, along with the jailbait if we get stuck for a long period of time.