Best life advice

>>16885818
Don't expect much from your friends after they get married

>Don't stay at a job you absolutely despise going to every day.
>Experience life...you only live it once.
>Don't concern yourself with what others think so much.
>Kick the shit people out of your life.

Don't catch feelings for a fwb

Don't listen to platitudes and shit one line advice from people on the internet

>>16885818
Vinegar has a soporific effect on most snakes, including all the venomous ones found in the US, so you should carry a spray bottle filled with vinegar anytime you're hiking in rattlesnake country. If you spray one to stun it and then wet a small rag with the bottle and apply it to the snake's adenoidal glands (right behind their eyes) they'll go limp for a good ten minutes, unless the snake is very large, and you can actually pick them up and handle them for a minute. This trick is good for impressing ladies.

>if you're going to bail, bail early. that shit applies to sledding, relationships, business ventures, and farming
>be polite to waiters/clerks
>get drunk a couple times in your life
>always wear a condom
>get a pre-nup so you can get at least one of your testicles back if you divorce

>>16885842
>most
"hiker found dead in rattlesnake country"

>>16885842
I have never fucking heard this in my life, and I've hiked the JMT. Who the fuck told you this, and have you tried it yourself?

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>>16885823

or after they get kids.

>Dont take life too serious.

hoes aint loyal

"Don't ever fuck with someone with nothing to lose"

"Don't make decisions when you're angry, don't make promises when you're happy"

>>16885837
Solid advice

Don't lend money to a toxic.

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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot.

Pussy is not a matter of fact

The smart money is on the man with the horse cock

- The only cure for fear is experience.
- Because the only cure for fear is experience, the first experience must come even though you are scared.
- This is what courage really is.