what are some ways to appear legitimately retarded online?

>>16871345

>inb4 jokes

>>16871345
Making this post for one

b urself

Find retard forums and emulate that. It's incredibly hard. But generally not understanding what's being said and then proceeding to pretend like you did is a good move. It's behavior they learn because that's what's expected of them for most of their lives.

>>16871345
Capitalize Random words As you Type like This.
And Line break In strange Places. I guarantee people will Assume You're Retarded.

>>16871400
Not sure that works. But people who care if you're retarded will certainly not like you though.

>Inb4 biting political commentary

>>16871345
congrats you already made it

ask Pegasus.

>>16871345
Posting on 4chan unironically.

>>16871345
Browse /v/ and /x/

>>16871345
>tripfags
>transfucks
>im a girl even though I was born a boy
>feminine penis
>never admit your wrong
>be rightwing republican
>blaim a boogyman group of people for everything in your life.
>go on a board for videogames and talk against video games

Basicly lose all self awareness
be a cunt

Insert autistic fetishes into everything.

Make absurd assumchions that make no sense and insist you are 100% right.

Belive in a almighty god.

Hypocrite

Y u wanna do dat? :(

Post a picture your mom

>>16873975
Feminine penis? What is that have to do with being retarded?

I'm curious about what autistic fetishes might be... whatever they are the phrase has a nice ring to it.

>>16871863
wow rude

>>16873975
>Basicly lose all self awareness
>be a cunt
this also helps you look retarded in rl

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>>16871345
Go to /b/