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>>16854581

who wants to get engaged after two weeks? jesus man.

holy fuck dude, i could meet the most amazing man in the world and i would not get engaged that quickly. slowwwww down

>>16854581
You jumped the shark famile.

Spend more time together and do some life shit like cohabiting and meeting family. You're supposed to show you can actually be a husband before you try to slap the ring on them.

I hope this is bait...?

I've been with my bf for 4 months now. Have known him since 2 years prior. We know each others family and are very much in love. If he'd propose to me i'd think he's gone crazy. I mean, i do want to marry him one day. But i'd say you would have to be in a relationship atleast for a year before getting married.

>>16854608

Ring costs a few thousand bucks. I can sell it for 5, bought it 4, whatever, 1.2ct center stone I color vs 1 clairty and 2 small half carrot stones on the side

Idea was it will string her along for a couple years.

No sale though. Tough shit.

>>16854581
I hope this troll. Because you seem really fucking creepy.

>>16854663

She told me she loved me 10 minutes into the 2nd date

Went ring shopping with a client two weeks in.

*watches* me pay cash for the ring

Go in today to pick up the ring, suddenly, she's not ready

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>>16855435

>And i promise you if you don't meet somenone else i won't either

clingy and insecure as fuck, give her god damn space, you are fucking up way too soon.

>>16855449

I'm driving On my way! to cum in some other bitch

>>16855454

whatever dude, just make sure you don't get in any relationship, you clearly isn't ready for this.

Well, if you take a girl's virginity, you are obligated to marry her desu.

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>>16855463

that's what i thought

photo of us looking cute since the odds any of you guys know us are 0%

gonna miss her

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>>16855833

cutsey stuff

>>16854581
>Third date anal, bought some cheap engagement ring yesterday, wake up today, drive to her place with the ring, she says she's not ready for a relationship (what the fuck !!?!?!?!!?!?!)
What the fuck, OP? Who in their right mind would say yes after only 3 fucking dates? Truth is, you may have gone far, but you probably scared the shit out of her. You're like the guy that says he's in love on the first date. Your desperation and emotional inexperience is showing.

>>16856385

She told me she was in love 10 minutes into the second date when I took her virginity

It sounded really sincere and I think she meant it.

I'm so convinced she did, I won't touch any girls for a week to see if she changes her mind, then she won't need to be jealous over anything, and she can just come back to me.

And then me and my little girl can live happily ever after

>>16856520
>She told me she was in love 10 minutes into the second date when I took her virginity
That's likely HER inexperience talking, coupled with the flood of emotions brought on by taking a big step in her life. Of course she didn't mean it.

>>16855833
Now I see why OP tried to get that ring on. He's a 2/10, she's a 6/10 (bonus 2 points for having a vagina and using it).

She was smart to keep her options open and not settle for someone both desperate and inexperienced.

Holy shit lmao at just everything
>2nd date took virginity, blood and everything
>3rd date anal
That's a pretty fast transition mate, you sure she wasn't already a slut and just on her period lol
>getting engaged

Nigga I've been with my gf for 2.5 years and haven't done anal, nor do I plan on proposing anytime soon. When the time is right, sure, but holy fucking hell how could you even consider such a thing wit someone you just met, you are truly fucking retarded lmao

>>16856611

Sure she doesn't mean it when she's fucking, but she said it before, during, after.

If you say it 50 times I will listen.

>>16856620

This guy get it!

Not inexperienced though. Usually try to give the girl the impression I don't sleep with many girls so they feel a little more important/don't get jealous

>>16856642

Am I sure? No.
I'm pretty convinced.

After she cums a few times she basically lets me do whatever I want so it was more a matter that I wanted to fuck her ass,

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>>16856611

Also I don't understand this

>didn't mean it

Then why say it for a couple weeks?

Why go on 15 dates in 2 weeks?
Why say it 10 times a date?

Because now I got this to deal wth, because of my ex my old girl hates my guts,all of them

>>16856937
Kill yourself.

People like OP are why humanity invented poison gas.

>>16856949
>>16857146

why are you guys so salty?

is it because I get laid or because I can afford to buy rings on a whim or something else?

just be upfront here

i didn't do anything wrong, so it must be some kind of jealous rage

>>16855833

she looks like jimmy neutron with a long hair lmao.

>>16854581
>buying a ring 2 weeks in

LMAOing at your life

At this rate by the fourth date you would already be on way to divorce

>>16854581

>3 dates
>engagement ring
>virgin
>anal on 3rd date

Wew lad, just how fucking gullible are you

>>16857670

>gets insulted
>thinks everyone is salty

Does your tard wrangler know you're on the Internet unsupervised

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>>16856385
>>16854581
>>16855833
>>16856354
I certainly believe you.

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>>16858822
Gaddamnson! Charge your shit before it dies!

>>16858822

Holy shit... that last part...

you majestically fucked up a clean break up with your autism, just kill yourself right now, fucking retarded, glad for this girl tho, she just dodged a bullet.

Proof that being a virgin doesn't mean you are not a slut. I'm sure this is just bait but if it's true then you've got yourself some future slut that will make you a cuck. Who the fuck has anal that fast as a virgin and is a good girl

>>16858822
Oh my fucking God this guy

Is this real?

>>16854581
That's the definition of insanity right here. Three dates with sex on the second and anal on the third and youre ready to get married? No way, man.

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>>16858968

Oh yeah.

I got a hot date tommrow

That girl told me something along the lines of lose my number

Guess it was the daddy/little girl stuff

But this one is down with it

>>16856937
>>16856937
>we were never dating
HURR WHY DID SHE REJECT ME WHEN WE WENT ON DATES THAT SHE DIDNT EVEN CONSIdER FUCKING DATES

HURR DURR WE HAD SEX WE MUST BE LIFE PARTNERS.

Sorry I dont know why I hit the caps lock. People liek OP are what happens when Elliot Rodgers gets a blowjob

>>16859116

woah woah

That girl, I was fucking for a while, but she was a whore.

9/10, 10/10, whatever, but still a whore.

When wifey material came along, I fucked her too, told all the 9s and 10s on my phone to scram.

Now the wifey girl is finished with me, so I have to come crawling back 'april fools darling ! love you! miss you!'