oh come on

Because you smile like you are actually crying.

>>16683275
No default expression and your eyes are unfocused.

u look sad

>>16683275
In addition to above anons: crappy camera, use of unflattering dead-on camera angle and center placement with nothing else going on in the background, unflattering lighting, messy hair, beard, and clothes.

There's a million and a half youtube tutorials on how to take and pose for a proper self-portrait/profile pic/selfie that doesn't look terrible.

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Take the pic outside, but not backlit by the sun nor in direct sunkight.
Rotate your body 45 degrees but face forward.
Think of a fond memory ala Harry Potter facing a boggart. Smile naturally.
Clench your jaw .
Click.

You literally look like you hate your life.

>>16683325
*sunlight

>>16683330
>literally

>>16683337
In this context, it actually works.

He looks like a sexy drunk driver.

Hello OP

Mugshots are because your chin is raised.

Source: Been arrested and mugshotted. They tell you to raise your chin up like you in the photo.