How do I convince my gf to do anal

>>16632226
Me, I live by the rule: better say sorry than ask for permission. Take that as you will.

You become a ninja a sneak it In the back door

Can you do anal?

>>16632237
I can physically stick my penis in her ass yes

>>16632233
if your girl shoved a fake dick up your ass while sleeping would you be okay?

OP anal takes some preparation; it's not something you just do unless you want shit everywhere and your girl to be in pain. bring up the subject and don't act offended if she says no. there has to be reciprocal desire for it to work and if there isn't and it's a dealbreaket, go find another girl.

>>16632226
Put your pinky in her ass while she's on top to start with.

>>16632270
>if your girl shoved a fake dick up your ass while sleeping would you be okay?

Wrong question, feminist. The actual question is: Would she be okay with the consequences of shoving a fake dick into my ass? I doubt that, unless she's maso. Second question: Would I be okay with the consequences of shoving my dick into her ass? Absolutely; it's called calculated risk. Welcome to the natural law of reality, anon.

Anal is gross outside of porn. I really don't understand why some guys obsess about it.

>>16632284
calm your tits, i didn't say anything to the contrary.

the reason i brought it up is too highlight the point that there are consequences to consider and it's not just as simple as "do it and say sorry". and of course now you extrapolated the obvious, so there's nothing left to discuss.

>>16632284
c00l bro, have fun raping your "gf" arent you edgy for announcing it on 4chan first

>>16632226
Convince<Rape

>>16632226
Okay, real advice time. First, find out if she has any interest in anal or non-vanilla sex. There's a site called mojoupgrade.com that's really handy for this.

If she has interest, then you're set, just arrange a time and do it. If she's iffy or against it, you have to work up to it. My best success has been to slowly provide attention to her ass over time. So, while eating her out or fingering her, "innocently" have your finger on or near her asshole while holding her. Don't do anything else, just touch it. After a while (use your judgment here), while eating her out, lick a finger and just rub her asshole. Don't insert. Gauge her reaction. Alternatively, while showering with her, offer to bathe her and clean her asshole really good with your finger, linger a bit. Alternatively alternatively, try rimming her once you get her super turned on by eating her out. Basically once she's turned on and okay with you seeing/touching her asshole, you can start inserting fingers/toys, and then you've got it made.

What would convince you to get fucked with a 23" strapon in the ass if your gf really, really wanted that?
That's your answer

>>16633504
gr8 b8 m8.

Trade. She indulges your fetish one night, you do something for her another night, you take turns.

>>16633583
Why bait?

(I am not >>16633504)

Wow, so much bullshit in this thread. Has nobody here ever been in a healthy relationship?

>>16632226
fem here,

I was never on board with even the idea of anal. It was just something I thought was really weird, disgusting, and unenjoyable. I am very small and petite so I didn't imagine it'd be pleasurable. However, my bf was into it.

One day during foreplay, he started to lick and rub the back door. It was startling, but it felt really good. Every so often he would rub my asshole when we were having sex- also felt really good. Eventually he'd stick a finger in. Seeing that I enjoyed it so much, he bought me a butt plug to train with since I'm so small and petite. It took me a few months to finally get myself prepared for penetration because he's pretty thick.

I suggest something like what my bf did for me. Just remember lots of lube!

>>16633504
You are a genious. I'll take this suggestion for my future