>cute girl at work
>petite number with incredible ass
>always see her on the way to the lunchroom
>always smile, she smiles back
>never a reason to talk to her
>get called down to help in her department
>she's there
>says the customer changed their mind and left, so they don't need me after all
>just me and her
>she comes up very close to me
>my chance at last
>say "OK, no problem!", and walk away
wtf is wrong with me /adv/? It's not even exactly chickening out, it's like it didn't even occur to me to chat her up until I was already walking away. How can I train myself to not let these opportunities pass me by?
This is my life. I realize every chance I missed, and I get depressed and become a slob, and the chances don't come any more. Suicide is probably the solution.
>>16628726
You're a faggot and this is /adv/, not
>fix a pathetic faggot's shitty dating tendencies
/thread
>>16628735
Wait isn't that /adv/ in a nutshell? What else do we ever talk about?
can I bump or does that not work anymore
>>16628806
You can, but no one wiII care about your bIog
chances only comes to faggots like you these days