>if I crack open my microwave just a little it turns on
Holy shit
Do I trash it? I just did it for 10 seconds and it ran the whole time
>>16627051
Did you put a bread in there?
>>16627067
No i'm a different guy (she was a girl though)
>>16627051
It speaks to you traveler
It knows the way
It is too late, grasshopper. Move to the sewers, study ninjutsu, and invest in your local pizza places.