Yoooo

>>16603113
Had some badly baked space cake recently?

Something you ate. Probably something healthy.

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>>16603123
I fucking wish would make me feel a bit better ha ha it's soooo fucking green

you could use it too make some happy little trees and become the new bob ross

If you're feeling okay, I wouldn't worry. Could it be bile or some shit?

>>16603113
That is the greenest poop I've ever seen

You should start eating other colors of crayons too

>>16603113
It's a Christmas miracle

It's because you ate something with a colored frosting, like a cake with blue balloons on it or something.

My poo is really green if I drink those drink mixes you put in water

OP got Shrekt
thats green ogre poo all day

This has fucking killed me

I still don't know wether to be worried getting stomach cramps now

>>16603113
Look on the bright side, at least you POO IN LOO

Did someone spike your Coke with bromothymol blue or something?

>>16603113
There's this new thing called Google. Try asking there.

Black licorice

>>16603113
It's probably either bile (will fix itself) or something you ate (should fix itself). Id give it a few days and see if the problem persists. If it does, make an appointment with your general practitioner (aka. go to the doctor).

>>16603313
This could be because you're stressing yourself worrying about it. Just try to calm down and drink some water.

If the cramps get really bad and/or persist, go to the doctor immediately.

>>16603153
I laughed. Merry Christmas

Have you drunk a crazy amount of wine.

>>16603113
Green poop is simply unprocessed, it didn't sit in your intestines long enough