Get sick

Are you gonna curl up on the couch, watch it together and eat the cookies she baked?

>>16590877
Massive Dick? Medicinal Dildo? Managerial Diarrhea?

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>>16590893
Doctor of Medicine? Manic Depressive? Maryland? I sincerely know too many things that MD could stand for. A sign of autism is when people think others know what they're thinking. An acronym of only two letters without proper context is not clear.

>>16590907
Hey! Quiet!

>>16590915
Not trolling. I genuinely don't know what OP is trying to say.

>>16590925
Yeah, ditto. This makes no sense.

Provoke a fight
Get really angry
Go out and slam the door
Go to the movies
After the movie is over, apologize and say you are under a lot of stress and it was unfair with her to act like that
Repeat on the next lauch

>>16590907
Well, the title of the post is "get sick"

I think his girlfriend is a doctor and won't let him leave the house because he's sick? But he wants to watch star wars.

In that case. Just go. Be a man, OP

>>16590915
Hahaha

>>16591111
Also, if she's a doctor, doesn't she work a lot? Just go when she's at work. If she calls just say you were sleeping.

>>16591111
Unless he's a zombie

Dude. Just get up, tell her you're going to the movies, and leave.