Lambskin Condoms

>>16563439
To reiterate, he didn't flat out said that I had an STD, but that is what he is implying, isn't it??

Latex is better overall, not just for STD prevention.

Use on him? You gay OP?

>>16563447
I think the lambskins feel better.

He probably meant "won't prevent pregnancy as well as latex condoms do" when he said that. Don't think he meant you have an STD.

>>16563439
>>16563505
This

>>16563462
Ugh they smell like a nasty old lamb

Just use an IUD and go raw. It's a lot easier desu.

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>>16563439

maybe he doesnt want to knock you up you fucking stupid bitch.

>>16563545
"bait desu" isn't even a sentence. And he really said that to me. "I don't want to use them because they aren't as safe."

>>16563577
He don't want you to get pregnant you stupido

>>16563567
Prob not. Maybe he doesn't like the fact it is dead animal wrapped around his dick? Lel

>>16564512
>>16564512
^this

>>16564512

This, basically. The thought of having part of a once-living thing wrapped carefully around my sexual organ while seeking sexual pleasure for me and my partner would somehow take over my thoughts with the conception how a thin layer of dead animal is the sole transmitter of sensation between us, rubbing against the walls of her insides, pressing down tightly on my erection, a miniscule layer of death that prevents contact of skin as it prevents the transmission and creation of new life, like some sinister metaphor, I mean, fuck, it's bad enough to wear a normal condom, but to wear some part of something that lived once, something large enough that you could bond with it and hug it warmly at night, and then you kind of not just consume it but make some part of it engage with you in your sex act is just some sort of dark sex necromancy of the seventh kind.

Seriously, kids, don't use these Satanic condoms, the ghosts of baby sheep will haunt your gf's vagina.

Source: I've been awake for too long

p.s. I guess I should make that into a trashy horror movie

>>16563577
bait desu means "this is bait" in japanese faget.

>>16564709
Thanks for the kek.

Also I've noticed how t.b.h without the periods automatically translates to desu on this board.

Desu thb senpai

OP is disgusting and her insistence in getting "offended" and flipping this around her boyfriend already show how much of a shitty person she truly is.

he should dump her before OP baby-traps him, no joke.

"Lambskin condom" that sounds interesting, I'd try it. I can see why some people would find it weird though.

Controlling which birth control your boyfriend uses is stepping over the line.

He isn't comfortable, no means no.

>>16563505
How's a guy gonna get pregnant genius? OP is talking about buttsecks