I am going to die a virgin, I am okay with this. My family is

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Because saying you'll die a virgin is silly.

>>16551075
Tell them you're not a virgin. Or find a girl who will settle for you.

>>16551075
unless you've got 6 months to live, there is no feasible way you will die a virgin

>>16551075
Tell them it's for religious reasons.
They'll fuck off

>>16551087
fuck off dumbass

Become a Priest

>>16551081
Fairly sure i have some sort of mental illness, intimacy isn't a need for me.
>>16551086
My family keeps rather close tabs on me, lying isn't really an option here
>>16551087
~5-15 girls have tried to sleep with me, i've said no every time.
Sex isn't a need for me, the release is but not the human interaction so masturbation is much easier
>>16551095
Once again that won't work, i've been openly atheist since i was a child.

Why aren't they okay with it? Is it strictly a matter of having sex, or do they want you to find a spouse?
I'm sort of in the same position as you, I'm an only child and my parents want a grandchild.

>>16551106
>5-15 girls have tried to sleep with me

Try one next time. It might change your outlook. Don't argue with me about this, do it.

>>16551106
>~5-15 girls have tried to sleep with me, i've said no every time.
anon i don't like you

>>16551128
They're worried i'm going to become a serial killer or something if i don't find a girlfriend.
>>16551136
I don't want too.
When i interact with other people it's like walking through a mine-field. Human interaction is constant guess work and a struggle. Women are just worst and physical intimacy amplifies the whole situation.
It's a fucking nightmare for me.

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>>16551157
Lol

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This guy gets laid all the time. Believe it.

Do you have any desires, do you jerk off?

>>16551163
Well, you're parents' views are obviously pretty dated. There are a lot of people who live happy, successful lives without ever having a romantic relationship.

I don't know what you can say right now to change their minds, except for to really drive home the point that you truly don't want a girlfriend, opposed to you not being able to find one. They might feel as if they failed as parents to have a son that won't marry, so you really need to prove that you are successful and happy without the help of a girl.

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>>16551100
That's...actually not a bad idea. OP should listen.

>>16551087
>everyone wants sex

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>>16551106
>~5-15 girls have tried to sleep with me, i've said no every time.
You should consider being gay

>>16551075
Me too anon. I'm not okay with it tho. Are you the only child? Im the oldest of three but I think folks have already given up on me. Atleast there's others to give them grandkids.

Your family is probably not particularly concerned with whether or not you will die a virgin. They're more likely to be concerned about the factors in your life that also happen to push women away from you.

>>16551087
You're new here aren't you?

tell them everything you just told us