What are some good texts that I can send so she texts me back?

throwing insults usuallty works to grab people's attention

you won't insult her obviously, but maybe saying something challenging in a funny way might work

"Why are gorillas always frowning?"

But seriously, a "Hey I saw your twin today!" usually does the trick. Unless she's Asian, in which case you can still do it but it has a more interesting twist on it.

>>16536714
i think the gorilla one is way better, srs

>>16536725
Do..do you know the punchline to that joke lol?

>>16536676
Tell her what you don't like about her. Ask her if she makes good sandwiches.

>>16536739
just googled and it's hilarious, he should use it

if she wanted to talk to you she would. save your dignity.

>>16536766
Hahahahaha, wise words

>>16536739
oh shit that was funny.

pls let OP's girl be black.

>>16536676
"HI, it's me, pls respond"

>>16536676
Here's what you say: "I'm sorry, Anonette, but I met someone else. You just aren't attentive enough." Then go get some strange.