I'm going to by a tenga cup I have a 4 inch pencil. so im going too order from kanjo toys. do they have a label on the box or mailing sticker. I dont want anybody too know im buying this. it will piss off everybody in my house. possiably cause family meet up.
>order some shit off amazon (nothing dirty or anything)
>come home from work one day and find the package opened
>dad says oh sorry I was expecting some books thought it was for me even though it was very clearly not a box books would come in
I was just about to order some shit from bad-dragon too, guess I can't do that as long as I'm living here.
Do your parents know that even though you live in their house, it's against federal law to open mail addressed to their +18 year old?
he said he didn't look at the label on it because he orders stuff from amazon all the time and I normally don't
it seemed more like an honest mistake to me than he was actively snooping but it was still frustrating. I just ended up going to a nearby sex shop to get what I wanted but it was a bit more expensive than doing it online unfortunately.
>order vibrator online
>dad opens it up thinking it was for him
>leaves it on my bed
>apologizes for opening up my mail and never speaks of it again
It was awkward at the time, but kind of funny thinking back on it.
In before OP actually calls the feds on his parents for something so trivial. Be realistic Candyass.
Should have let him know you were ordering something, if necessary make an alibi.