I've only had one match on tinder, and after I said "hi

cool

>>16514125
are you retarded?

>ever using "hey" or "hey there" or "hey what's up"

lol retard

>>16514130
So how do i fix my profile or life

>16514131
I said "Hi there", what the fuck am I supposed to say? "Hey, nice second picture! You like dogs?"

>>16514139
yes

there's another thread here of a girl with tinder who said how boring it was that every guy starts with "hey, how you are doing?"

imagine a girl getting the same message dozens of times

if you say something that it's unusual you will be more likely to stand out and grab her attention

>>16514139
>what's your favorite pizza topping?
>cats or dogs
>are you my appendix? because i have no idea what you do, but a feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out :)

anything but a fucking "hey"

>>16514125
How do iundubscribe to this livejournal

>>16514168
nothing attention whorish about this you small white cock, trying to figure out how to normies work

>>16514155
Im not here to impress sluts, they can message me some quirky funny shit if that's what they want

I'll stick to IRL i think, this is faggot sht

wow u so manly

>>16514125
I think you're cool OP, if I were a chick I might bang you.